Why You Should Give Me Your Money, in Brief

Many prominent charity organizations use less than half of the money received from third party donations towards their proclaimed mission. I promise to use 100% of all proceeds towards pre-ordering Lollypop Chainsaw for the PlayStation 3. Regarding the flawed integrity of such charity organizations, I vow to designate all proceeds in their absolute entirety for the aforementioned cause, unlike those crooks at The United Way. Do the right thing, click the button.